im not a big fan of the color red and roses smell soooo bad dont give me roses. never.
i HATE chocolate. chocolate on chocolate = ew. and no. i mean i can eat like one little hersheys kiss every 4 months but generally. no chocolate. so dont give me chocolate either. because it will sit and spoil as the roses die. literally. lol.
anyyywhooo...
its 12:08. im avoiding sleep. and im skype-ing?... with my cousin and she well was talking about her perrrfect valentines gift(idk how we even gt on thee subject) and she was likee " all he gotta do is give me good sex, chocolate and roses and im good for valentines day" lol. while thats a complete mess it just made me think about thee whole idea that women love chocolate and flowers. (we will disregard the whole good sex thing right now lol.) like that is the most CLICHE shit ever. i hate cliches soo much. damn. lol.
like who came up with that?
i despise of roses cuz they smell bad. and i dont even like red. white roses aree soo much prettierr but i guess they dont have a "deep and important" feeling like red roses. they all smell but still. I'd much rather get Chysanthemums(especially given their positive enviornmental impact lol) or Lilacs, Daisies, or Orchids even Sunflowers. Better yet dont even get me a flower, im highly allergic. lol.
and as for CHOCOLATE. CHOCOLATE? CHOCOLATE! lol. you can keep it.
I am deathly allergic to hazelnuts and idk what goes into chocolate all like that and they give you the warning that it was made in a factory, or on a belt or something that also handled nuts. right. you want me to die? lol. At least the labels for my sourpatchkids, skittles, and other colorful non chocolate shit doesnt have that type of warning. plus, just by my nature, i love colorful candy.
the deadly dyes, and high sugar content = my life. yeahh.
so. Symone aka Sugaplum lol my dear dear cousin. keep your chocolate and roses. I'll settle for some skittles. lol.
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