Jizz. In. My. Pants.

this flippin video is everywhere.
and everyones status is "ii jizzed in my pants" lol. wtf.
the word jizz is nasty btw.
its not even that funny tho. but most find it amusing..very amusing soooo here it tis.

Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants

Three Amigos.

>>well this looks dumb.
i mean i could watch a video with juelz&& weezy but the mariachi band in the back and the fact jim jones is apart of the amigos kinda messes this up. homo? i'd agree.

ComputerLove?

Lol.
Heard a new song tonight by everyones newest favorite rapper.
shit was hot. Coco said it sounded like Computer Love.
So i had to come home and listen to Computer Love. Ha. I could see the similarities.

Dude. ComputerLove tho? Negroes be desperate.
Personallyy I like ComputerCampLove(Datarock] lol.
haha. im buggin.

Computer Love (Extended Version) - Zapp & Roger

Imaginary..Play(er)(mates). Jay-Z vs.Angela&&Rene??

If you know me. You know Jay-Z is like my favorite rapper. ever.
Proud owner of every cd and i can give you any lyric. dude is ah-mazing.
I was playing my Jay-Z playlist on thee iTunes and like one of my many favs "Imaginary Player" came up (i effin love that song. if you dont know it. i dislike you. lol) nah but for real i love that song. Anyyywho. I always like finding out where samples come from so I went on a hunt and this shit took a minute since I am a TAD bit slow but i found it. Yay Me!

1981.
Imaginary Playmates.
Angela && Rene.



Jay-Z
Imaginary Player.

MGMT.

basically. im up. listening to music. cant stop listening to this damn song.
found the video. lol. love it too.
MGMT - "Electric Feel" Music Video

definitely feel like im on some kinda drugs watching this shit tho.

trippy as hell.

def dont do acid. lol.

**@ 1:30 i laughed outloud lol it was the most random shit ever. those little figures are so random.

ummm...btw. is it jus me or does this shit resemble one of those sex && drugs party you hear about from the 70's?? lol cooooooooool

Dammit Sesame Street...

...stop making R&&B singers your bitches. lol.



Chris Brown. now Jamie Foxx?? jeezzz whoo next.

ThrowBack Shiddd#2.

1993. BackSeat--LL Cool J.
lol. favorite line..."Dont Lie, Take it in Ya Eye" --something just sounds so disrespectful about it but it makes me laugh so damn much lol.


[[lol. how classy]]

I never was a big LL Cool J fan but dude did have hella songs that I were obsessed with.
This one happens to be one of them. Man it definitely seems like all niggas in the 90's sung and rapped about was jeeps. lol.

peep the youtube

Loose Wires Remix-Kenna ft. The Cool Kids.

oh yay! i definitely thought Kenna had like fell off and I was super sad because dudes music is super catchy (goo check em out if you havent already). The thing about it is that even if you dont know who im talking about you've probably heard at least 2 of his songs by mistake. Commercials.
Anywho. He did a remix to one of this songs with one of my favorite groups ever. CoolKids. (um. saw them in concert. touched mikey&&chuck.ahhh) Its prettyy cool. Check it outt.

download it.

you know what this is....its a CELEBRATION bitches!

hahaha. toddler me
IM officially on my grownwomanstatus.
hmmm...at 18 ii can do...whatever ii want...kinda.
ive been on the otherside of 17 for officiallyyy 23minutes. how cool.

straight outta...

lmao.
watching cb4 with some of the family. we got tired of xmas movies. that shit gets old. quick.
Straight Outta Locash....((crazy muthafucka named Gusto!)))


now the original. lol. it just isnt as funny mann.
Straight Outta Compton...((crazy muthafucka named Ice Cube))


lol. this movie makes me laugh so hard.
allen payne lmao. "Ahh..Im black yall and im black yall and im blackety black and im black yall and im black yall and im black yall and im blackety black and im black yall and im bligity black blackety black black im blackety black yo. because im black and im back..." like 45seconds of that shit. lmao. too much.

why hello beautiful

Yo. Im. Bored.

^^^ RickyWebb. part of the skateteam for The Hundreds [checkitout] is my newest session.
coolassdude.gooddlookin too. Dude is sponsored by like everybigname including DVS and yepyep hes doing to the Eurollin Tour soooo cool with my other obsession (beast.) and fellow skateboarder Rashad Turner=)both Cali Natives. (cali must be where its at mann)
Did i mention how much ii loved skateboarders??. damn. something about a boy in skinny jeans, graphic tee & dunks grippin a graffiti painted skateboad. ugh. sexy.

peepthearticle about these two.

Clickhere.

GoldBooms,SilverBangs. Hawt.

Dana La Rock! Foundher on Santogolds myspace page. thee chick is coolio ii think.

Her mixtape ahem..excuse me her "funtape" was produced by A-Trak and def has that M.I.A.-Santogold feel to it but its still preedy fresh ya know.

Shes "inspired" by those ladies and Kid Sister and its clear they rubbed off on her but ii like herrr. OH?!. and shes from thee OC? ha. cools.

go to her myspacee.>>>> ((myspace.com/laarock)) <<<<<

xoxo.

newestobsession.

so they call themselves N.A.S.A. (iim hoping it means something other than National Aeronautics and Space Administration but yeahh) they are preeddy cool. first song ii got hip to was Gifted they got another one umm Spacious Thoughts Yeezy on the track you know its some of that good-good.
Santogold on thee track too man.

You Want it? You got it. Click thee link.

N.A.S.A x Gifted

damn shame.

so. ii told yu ii wuld have an update on soulja boy right?
lets just say that shit kindaaa flopped. poor kidd.
isouljaboytellem's debut on the top 200 charts was def #46.
and this nigga went like 5x platinum last year...guess ppl got smart or something.
nee who.
Keyshia Cole debuted at #2. thats def a shame. but yay! jamie foxx came in at #3 and plies at 16. not too bad folks not to bad.
I aint even gone lie tho...i copped that soulja boy cd(only cuz i had a itunes gift card lol) and it wasnt garbage. i could listen to a few tracks and they sounded differnt unlike his first cd. and Kiss Me Through the Phone is my shiddd. but Platinum soulja boy? Platinum? Yu crazy hun.


mannn. and i effin hate ron browz.
i was sooo obsessed with pop champagne but you know how ppl put out something ppl can bump first and then the content gets bbetter?
well. not with this negro.
all his shit sounds the same.
i swear. if the damn AUTOTUNE aint killin music ii dunno what the fuck is. all his shit, features everything sounds thee same and that jumpin out the window ish is cool but its still shitty as fuck. grrr.

and ugh. WTF IS "ETHER BOY"??

Beyonce. Diva. My Ish.

it was cool.

them shades in the beginning were a definite question mark but

ii guess cuz its Beyonce she can get away with some

fringe shades. lol.

no man in drag in this one folks. ha.

Jim Jones vs. Jay Z. Round 1.

ok. wtf. jim jones. im mad at you.

YOU BEAT UP NE-YO because you wanted to beat up Jay-Z and couldnt get to him.
According to mediatakeout.com, Jim Jones won round 1 of the "battle"
=( because he and some of his "friends" went to a LV store in New York and stomped thee little r&b singer Ne-yo and Jay-Z's best friend Ty-Ty.

JIM JONES. you beat some men while they were doing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING. shameeee onnn youuu you asshole. GAWSH.
Since this war began, this has been the first time that it got physical and Ne-yo had to deal with the consequences which led to him getting a foot stuck in his neck. =(
There is no word on how bad Ne-Yo and Ty Ty are but when you say someone got stomped, i would think that it was preeedy bad.
I really hope you dont think this makes you look good, you making songs like certified gangstas beating up r&b singers. i guess you hard?
damn clown. lol.
Clearly Jim Jones and Friends were not in the holiday spirit.
((baaahumbug you scrooge. ]]

xxchilloutxx

sk8boarders.are.hawt. 2intheAM.

i totallyyy wish i was a skateboarder or a snowboarder or something extremeee. Something that gets my heart to beating out of my chest when im 60feet off the ground holding on to a piece of wood with 4wheels. lol. THAT SHIT IS SICK!

ii wanna walk around with DC backpacks and sneakers being sponsored by like DVS, DC, Kr3w, Supra, Spitfire Wheels, Mob Grip, etc... (ill...]]

but since we all know thats neverr gonna happen. ii take the time out of my busssy schedule to follow skateboard news and whatnott.

battle at the berrics.

>>cool shit.
people follow NCAA bball y not skateboarding?

some of theee top names in skateboarding are going head to head with other top names lol in this

"battle". So far, my bracket was shitty as fuck but its all goodd its cool just watching the winners videos.

checkk some out. http://www.theberrics.com/batb.php

Mannn DVS is sponsoring this boy && providing the 20,000 prize for the winner at the final "battle" Feb. 28th. This shit is crazy. 32 of the hottest skateboarders in an invite only competition dude it getts no better.

Speaking of Skateboarders...

TK aka. Terry Kennedy

is my life. end of story. Def forgot about this kiddo.

lol. but nahhh. dude is doing the damn thing with the Supra sponsorship. Manyy "TK" supras are poppin up all over the place. (still tryna figure out what to gett me for the 18thbday? get me a pair of supras. lol)

People sleep on the dude but i think he is pretttty ahmazing(DVS clearly doesnt think the same because he didnt get thee invite to the Battle at the Berrics but its all good lol). while i do agree his exsistence is pretty random hes still saweet. his rap skills are questionable tho. but lol, Fly Society is kindaaa hot right? lol.

xxfuckthatimdoingthe((xgames)nextyear. lol.

Out with 08. Ready for 09.

so there is officially 10days till the end of 08 and the start of 09.(5til18) *tear-tear*
I wanted to do a list of all the things that was my top favs in 08. woot.
Favorite Albums
1. Seeing Sounds.
2. The Cool
3. Santogold
4. The Death of Adam
5. 808s and HeartBreak
6. Universal Mind Control
7. Shwayze
8. The Bake Sale
9. Here I Stand
10. Carter III
*Honorable Mention.
DataRock!

The Renaissance
American Gangster
Lessons in Love
Metropolis: The Chase Suite
Favorite Movies
1. The Dark Knight
2. Wanted
3. IronMan
4. Pineapple Express
5. Role Models
6. Tropic Thunder
7. Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants2
8. Quantum of Solace
Honorable Mention
Wall-E
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Favorite concerts
1. Glow in the Dark!
2. Lollapalooza
3. 2K9 Bounce Tour
4. Jay Z
5. Santogold
6. Chris Brown
7. Tyga/Metrostation

xxletsgo09.

CHRIS BROWN WHY?

ii was always a bigggg sesame street fan. ELMO was my fav besides oscars mean ass and big bird but thatsss besides the pointt.
this song makes me love elmo even more. chris brown...not so much lol. Mannn elmo wass gettin it haha.
DUH FUCK?
violation chris brown. violation haha. its cute tho. ii do have to say.



Chris Brown On Sesame Street

mistakes. 1am.

so.
im with ash.
say hi ash.
((hi.))
we decided to talk about mistakes.
you know what they say right...
one persons trash...is another persons treasure. lol.
ashley made a mistake.
we're gonna work on that.
my new best friend?
oh okay. lol
ash needs to work on that...
((no kidding))
sooo..uhh...riight.
we're in trouble.ashmadeamistakenotahorriblemistakebutabigone.
cokedoesntcare.icare.itoldhernothinggoodwouldcomefromtalkingtotheotherone. but my reasoning was bad lol. "ima pessimist"-- wasnt good enought ii suppose oops.
welluhhh...myturn.
hahah.
love you ash.
hahah. =)

Throwback Shiddd.

Pharcyde-Passin Me By



>>Dudeee. its early/late. im bored && kinda tired but my eye lids aint tryna shut sooo to help me out you already know ii had to turn on the itunes shuffle. the first out of my 10,655songz(mann..im not proud to admit ii illegallydownloaded most of taht lol) is some of that good good throwback shit.
imma just get yall hip reall quick. k? (im thinkin ima do a throwback piece once a week)

**gethipmayne**

mommy says i play too many gamess... lol.

ii lovees itt.

newest obsession mann.

Mortal Kombat vs. DC universe.

I swear my PS3 is like onnn fiiiahh right now cuz me and thee lil bro are havin too much fun with this game. ii hadnt even heard about it till a few weeks ago when i was randomly in gamestop looking for xmas gifts and the dude was extra thristt and recommended this one anndd thee rest is history.
Mannn this shit was raw instead of just using that "lastt move"when its like "finish him" you get to like shoot a dude in the head. coolest fatalities. graphics galore. I've been playing story mode for a good 3 days and iim obsessed. I will have this boy beat completely in a feww. buhleveee dat. I lovedd Mortal Kombat back in the dayy and I love this game it does the throwback Mortal Kombats justice.
"When worlds collide, whose side will you choose?" Definitely Mortal Kombat, I love my super heroes but uhh...they cant even do fatalities they do "brutalities" thats just like hurts the opponent but doesnt kill em. What kid of weak shit is that? lol. Anywho. the game is hot. ii approvee.

xxgamesarewhereitssat.xx

Play with Legos && Get Paid?

Mannnnnn. I want one! So yall know those heart brooches Kanye and Travie(lovee him =)) from Gym Class Heroes have been recently wearing? Well, I went on a search to find out just who was behind making them. Come to find out, its these two twins named Dee && Ricky who have this website [[ deeandricky.com ]] creative right??

Well, these two lil creative blackk boyys are doing the most with legos. lol.

Brings back memories of my childhood mann! Scratch that. i wuv legos now lol. I think they are hawt! colorful. different. ii like it. They dont just make brooches they make lil belt buckles too. sweetness.

Anyyway. These boys go for 65-75 dollars on their website. Def ordering me a feww. i will def rock some legos. hard. lol. checkkk it outtt.

xoxo. thee kid.

Uhh..FC2.? OhGoodie.

So..Whose responsibility is it to bring the condom now?

Female condoms have been on the market for some years now i guess but they never really sat well with consumer. Currently in the works is a new and improved version of the female condom which the manufactures hope will "increase sales for the product and make the question as to who brings the condom easier to answer."

Recently like a few days ago recently the FDA unanimously backed a cheaper and improved version of the female condom.A lower price could attract more users and allow health organizations(like the Planned Parenthoods) to distribute more of the condoms to girls who come in. Lmao and get this, "The new version is also quieter, with panelists saying the new, softer material could win over more American women. When I talk to my patients ... the biggest concern they have is that it's noisy ... a 'snap, crackle, pop'," said Paula Hillard, a gynecologist at Stanford University Medical Center. A noisy condom? lol.

They even gave it a catchy name. FC2. b.k.a. The Female Condom 2. like the sequel lol. Anyyywho. While im laughing, protecting yourself is definitely a serious issue. With all the different diseases, the aids crisis that is affecting soo many right now, there comes a point where maybe this is super necessary giving women the chance to even more take their sexual health into their own hands.

READ MORE> http://www.reuters.com/article/healthNews/idUSTRE4BA78P20081212?feedType=RSS&feedName=healthNews

xxcooliooxx

Can He Do it?

So. soulja boy has this BRIIIIGHT idea that hes gonna go platinum in a week. Not too Sure how I feel about that. lol.

i forget how good his album did last time but for some reason I remember it doing pretty well. Hell even if it didnt sell that much, Crank that won enough awards, got enough radio spins and enough views on youtube to make up for that garbage of an album.

Now dont get me wrong. <> funny but bad lyrics, and all his dances and whatnot keep me entertained but i still doubt the platinum in a week thing will happen. Call me a pessimist but man I'm just saying. I peeped the itunes reviews when the last album dropped and his shit hasn't really changed sooo....i dunno how people about to feel about this album even though the singles are kindaaa hot.

album gets released tomorrow. 12-16. (10days til my 18th!)

and hes projecting that it'll be platinum by 12-23.

trustt. and believe ii shall have an update.

yep yep.

Freshmen of 09.

XXL just recently put out the article about the top 10 freshmen of 09.
personally, i loveee the list which includesss
*Kid Cudi (ah-mazing Day N Nite video? check it out)
*BLU (blasting dude rightt now.)
*Wale (i own every mixtape. i love every song. Fish n Chips? lol
*Corey Gunz(did yu see the Bet Awards Cipher?)
*Charles Hamilton (Brooklyn Girls is my stuff)
*Asher Roth (eh. hes growin on me)
*Ace Hood (cash flow is still my fav)
*Mickey Factz (Rockin n Rollin w/Cool Kids was firee)
*B.o.B. (hated the first single. everything he did after i love)
*Curren$y. (the hott spittah. get there)
ii've been a bigg fan of most of these dudes for a good minutee cept like asher roth but hes growing on me. mann and just to say alot of these dudes been doing it for a minute. ppl just now gettin hip and thinkin they know something about music. try again.
ii dunno tho. im not that big on ace hood. hes cool and his album was cool but he might just end up in that catergory of miami rappers doing big ass features on dj khaled cds. thats just me tho. =/.
http://www.xxlmag.com/Freshmen/index.php

the magazine was hott btw. they listed groups like Kidz in the Hall, Tanya Morgan(yeahhh... von pea=sweet), The Cool Kids and The Knux who are also doin it big. (Just saw the Cool Kids && Knux at the house of blues earlier this month. that shit wass fireee)

xxdueces.

its an epidemic. thegirlhasablog.

its been soo many blogs poppin up that i decided to make myself one.

don't get me wrong those other blogs are H.A.W.T. buttt ii decided to

join in on the fun and make me one.

have fun. more short and sweet blogs to come. woot.

p.s. 18 in 12days.